Whats jokes
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.