Whats jokes
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is the difference between a tree?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What is playing with you?