Whats jokes
What is the difference between a tree?
What is playing with you?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!