What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Whats Jokes
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.