Whats jokes
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."