Whats jokes
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.