What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Whats Jokes
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.