Whats jokes
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.