Whats jokes
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
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