Whats jokes
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What is a boyfriend?
What time is it when you get home?
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.