Whats jokes
What goes moo? Cow.
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What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.