Whats jokes
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.