Whats jokes
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"