Whats jokes
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
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My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.