Whats jokes
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
What the sigma?
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.