This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Whats Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.