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What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen đź–Š đź–Š.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"