Whats jokes
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.