Whats jokes
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What goes moo? Cow.
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