Whats jokes
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!