Whats jokes
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.