Whats jokes
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.