Whats jokes
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.