Whats jokes
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What is your address?
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."