Whats jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.