Whats jokes

Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

Answer: European (You're-a-peein')

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?

One's a fucking tree.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye-deer (no idea).

What job lets you kill the most people?

An abortion doctor.

What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

What did the cow say to the other?

"Cheese!"

Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.

What did one bean say to the other bean?

How you bean?

What do you call a crying dick?

I call it a crying dick.

They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?

I don't know... I'm from China.

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.

What is the difference between a tree and a school?

A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.

What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.

What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!