Whats jokes
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.