Whats jokes
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.