Whats

Whats Jokes

Girl

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Baby

Hey, I broke up with your girl.

-Me: What? Why?

Wait, what?

-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.

Town

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Condom

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

Woman

How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!

Kid

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

Creeper

Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?

Mom: Shit, I don't know...

Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Dad: That's my boy's!!!