Whats jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"