Whats jokes
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"