Whats jokes
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.