Whats jokes
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.