Whats jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.