Whats jokes
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.