Whats

Whats jokes

Shit

What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post Malone

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

Flag

Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Charles: I dunno.

Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.

Emo kid

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Emo

What do apples and emos have in common?

They both hang from trees.

Strike

What do you call a group of children who go on strike?

A minor's strike.

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

Orphan

What is the difference between you and an orphan?

Orphans have zero family.

Bread

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.