Whats jokes
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.