What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Whats Jokes
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!