Whats jokes
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.