Whats jokes
What do you call a door? A floor.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.