Whats jokes
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What is you you?
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.