Whats jokes
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.