Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!