Whats jokes
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.