Whats jokes

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

What music does a balloon listen to?

Pop music.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

What’s the best thing about a blowjob?

The silence.

What did the star say? It's Star Trek.

Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Charles: I dunno.

Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?

Hairspray.

What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.

What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?

"Maneater."

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

What is this anyway?

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?