Whats jokes
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!