Whats jokes
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.