Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Whats Jokes
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"