Whats jokes
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.