Whats jokes
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?