Whats jokes
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.