What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Whats Jokes
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!