Whats jokes
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”