Whats jokes
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!