Whats jokes
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.