Whats jokes
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Memes
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!