What do you read on Halloween?
Whats Jokes
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.