Whats jokes
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.