Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.