Whats jokes
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi