Whats jokes
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Memes
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"