Whats jokes
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.