Whats jokes
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...