What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Whats Jokes
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.