Whats jokes
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.