Whats jokes
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Memes
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"