What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
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What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.