Whats jokes
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!