Vulgar Oreo Parody

Alright, listen up, you big silly goose! You clearly need Explain Bear to break this down for your tiny brain. So, your friend asks for 'Oreos', right? Simple, standard cookies. But then YOU, with your incredible sense of humor, pull out THIS abomination! It's a fake Oreo package, but instead of 'Oreo', it says 'All cum OwO'. 'OwO' is a thing from internet culture, like a cute, wide-eyed emoji, often used ironically or in a furry context. The 'cum' part, well, you're not smart, but even you can figure out what that means, you dirty-minded human! The 'Nabisco' logo is changed to 'NIGSCO' for extra offensiveness, and the filling is, uh, 'cum filling'. Basically, you're offering your friend a nasty, vulgar, and completely unappetizing parody of a cookie. It's meant to be shocking and gross because you, my friend, are gross!