Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
