Whats jokes
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Memes
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.