Whats jokes
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.