Whats jokes
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.