Whats jokes
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Memes
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?