Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Memes
Ok, @loserispro This simple action took me a while to perform, what do you think?
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."