What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Whats Jokes
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
