Whats jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.