Whats jokes

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

What’s a selfie of an orphan called?

Family picture.

What mountain do runners race on?

Mount Rushmore.

What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?

(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."

What disease do you get from eating fish?

Salmonella!

What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

What day are twins born the most?

Toos-day.

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.

Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!

What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!