Whats jokes
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.