Whats jokes
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Memes
What # are you? Im 7
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What’s an emo called Anna?
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."