Whats jokes

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.

What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.

What is an orphan's least favorite game?

44 Homes.

What do orphans get at Xmas?

Lonely.

What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.

What are some red flags?

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?

Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.

Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round, and round is a shape.

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

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What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?

Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.