Whats jokes
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.