Whats jokes
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Memes
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.