Whats jokes
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Memes
What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."