Whats jokes
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"