Whats

Whats Jokes

Time

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

Time

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

Time

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

Time

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Difference

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

Egg

What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?

He cracked up!

Airplane

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Human

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

Crow

They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!

They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!

Lamborghini

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.