Whats jokes
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."