Whats jokes
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.