Whats jokes
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Memes
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.