Whats jokes

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

What do you call a blind person driving a car?

Died.

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

What’s the difference between you and an orphan...

NOTHING!

What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.

What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.

What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

What do penguins wear on their heads?

Snow caps!

What do robots 🤖 shave with?

Laser blades!

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.