Whats jokes
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.