What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."