Whats jokes
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.