Whats jokes

- I work with animals.

- Great! What job?

- A butcher.

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."

What song do orphans hate?

"We Are Family."

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What do you call a photo of an orphan?

A family photo.

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both want Anthony's neck.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.