Whats jokes
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
What’s an emo called Anna?
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.