What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Whats Jokes
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"