Whats jokes
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.