Whats jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.