Whats jokes
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Memes
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.