Whats jokes
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Memes
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.