Whats jokes
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
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What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."