What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Whats Jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
