Whats jokes
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).