Whats jokes
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
Memes
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.