Whats jokes
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Memes
OOp -_- fr
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."