Whats jokes
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.