Whats jokes
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!
Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.