Whats jokes
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.