Whats jokes
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.