Whats

Whats jokes

Kid

  • What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

    Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

    Cat

  • What did a cat say to the dog?

    "I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"

    Son

  • Mom: Son, did you go to school?

    Son: What if I said yes?

    Mom: You are in school! *slap*

    Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.

    Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(

    Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.

    Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!

    Son: Good.

    Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?

    If you like it, please commit down.

    Game

  • If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

    Son

  • Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

    Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

    Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

    Mom: Well, I made you.

    Son

  • Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

    Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

    Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

    Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

    Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

    Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

    Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

    Egg

  • What did the egg say to the other egg?

    Nothing, they can't talk.

    Dog

  • What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.

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  • Pussy

  • What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

    Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

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  • Brownie

  • This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

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  • Wallet

  • Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?

    Son: No, I got 1k already.

    Mom: Wait, what, how?

    Son: Mom's wallet is magic.

    Loser

  • What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

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