Whats jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?