Whats jokes
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you read on Halloween?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. đŸ¥¤đŸ¥¤
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"