Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?
Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
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