Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."