Whats jokes
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.