What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Whats Jokes
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
