Whats jokes
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...