What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Whats Jokes
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
