Whats jokes
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)