What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Whats Jokes
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
