Whats jokes
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."