Whats jokes

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I’m blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?

You've got a lot of problems!

What song can't orphans sing?

"Sweet Home Alabama."

What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

What did the Roman say to the gladiator?

See you later, gladiator.

What sort of movies do cows like to watch?

Moosicals!

What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

What do orphans do after they win a game?

Nothing, they have no one to play games with.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?

You can unscrew a light bulb.