Whats jokes
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.