Whats jokes
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.