What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Whats Jokes
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Me: Whatβs the definition of βignoranceβ?
Friend: Donβt know?
Me: U STUPID!
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appΓ©tit!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
βWhy so down?β
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
