Whats jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.