Whats jokes
What is half of nine?
"ni"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb