What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Whats Jokes
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
