Whats jokes
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?
They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
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