Whats jokes
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.