Whats jokes
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?