Whats jokes
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.