Whats jokes
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.