Whats jokes
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.