Whats jokes
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
What's life if you don't have one...
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.