Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).