Whats jokes
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?