What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
Whats Jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
