Whats jokes
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!