Whats jokes
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."