Whats jokes
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.