Whats jokes
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?