Whats jokes
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What should my next YT vid be about?
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.