What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What's 1 + 1?
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What the heck did I discover?
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.