Whats jokes
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!