Whats jokes
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"