What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Whats Jokes
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
