Whats jokes
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.