Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Whats Jokes
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
