Whats jokes
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What does suck a sucking fish?
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.